Create robotorvalds.yml

.github/workflows/robotorvalds.yml

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+on:
+  pull_request:
+
+jobs:
+  test:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    permissions:
+      pull-requests: write
+    steps:
+      - uses: actions/checkout@v6
+      - run: printf "TORVALDS=$(tail -n +2 torvalds.txt | shuf -n 1)\n" >> "$GITHUB_ENV"
+
+      - uses: mshick/add-pr-comment@v3
+        with:
+          message: 'To quote Linus Torvalds: \"${{ env.TORVALDS }}\"'

torvalds.txt

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+# These are Linus Torvalds quotes for use by the robotorvalds.yml bot. Please consult @PPPDUD before making major changes to this document.
+No. [These] changes are complete garbage and don't even compile.
+Maybe you can become a farmer or something useful, instead of spreading your manure in technology.
+[Let's] burn that patch in the darkest pits of [heck] and let's try to forget it ever existed.
+Now [you've submitted] a new series of obviously-incorrect patches again, so what am I supposed to think of such a thing?
+I will not be pulling anything more from you this merge window.
+This thing needs to *die*.
+Don't make everybody else see that disgusting thing and have those turds in their trees.
+[E]verything looks good.